Events

A beggar with sad eyes holds up a small cardboard sign to your cat. "Could you spare a few pennies please?"

your cat discovers some coins scattered on the ground. "Why would someone leave these here?"

your cat finds a large mound of poop. your cat covers their nose with their paw to keep themselves from gagging at the smell.

your cat has found a mega huge poop! your cat looks up in awe at the massive monument to defecation towering above them.

your cat finds a small pile of excrement. They wrinkles their nose as the dropping permeates the room with a foul stench...

your cat finds a small metal puzzle box with a myriad of intricate designs etched onto the surface.

A rock lies in your cat's path. They normally wouldn't have given it another thought. But recently...

your cat finds a small pile of stones scattered on the ground.

your cat finds a large vat of a strange, green liquid, its contents oozing and bubbling over the side...

your cat finds an odd looking antique lamp. For some reason, your cat feels a sudden urge to rub it with their paw.

your cat finds a mousetrap with a tasty looking fish on it. What should they do?

A grotesque, writhing, cancerous mass of flesh lies in a heap before your cat. Perhaps once this thing was a creature but it has now lost any recogniz…

A strange lump of flesh, glistening and red, lies before your cat on the ground...

[i]Come closer, small feline... Would you like to make a [a:shake]deal?![/a][/i]

your cat's path is impeded by a barbed wire fence. They considers their options...

A large bear trap blocks your cat's way forward...

A giant big toe protrudes from the ground! your cat stares in puzzlement at the strange sight.

your cat sees before them a writhing mass of parasites in the form of a headless body...

Bones from some long-dead creature lie piled on the ground in front of your cat.

your cat finds a strange bottle of liquid. They tries to read the label, but the branding is vague as to what is actually inside... your cat wonders w…

your cat discovers a strange bottle with a Viper label on it. They thinks it might be some kind of booze..?

your cat finds a strange box... as they begins to approach, a monster within it speaks! Just a small sip! A little slurp! You have so much life force.…

your cat finds a cardboard box with a hole in it. They wonders what could be inside! What should they do?

your cat finds a broken cylinder. Strange green goo is pooled beneath the broken container.

your cat finds an old television set. Although it has seen better days, the ancient device might still be functional. A faint humming sound emanates f…

"Ok, kiddo. What's best? Damage or protection?"

"What's best? The element of surprise or intimidation?"

I got one for ya. What's best? Scabs or cuts?

Butch blocks your path! Should you use brawn STR or brains INT to get past him? Check your stats to see the odds of success!

your cat finds a lush cat bed. Its plush fabric looks like the perfect place to snuggle up for a long nap...

your cat finds a cat-shaped hole in the wall. It looks like it was made just for them!

your cat stumbles upon a cat party! What should they do?

your cat comes upon a charming little clam. It's so... beautiful! They feels a growing urge to lean in closer...

your cat finds a large pipe that is clogged with debris and waste.

your cat discovers an old window. A shiny lattice of cracks spreads across the glass panes like a fragile patchwork of tiny mirrors.

A large coffin stands ominously in the room ahead, leaning against the wall.

your cat finds a computer console with an array of buttons and knobs.

A small cubical obelisk protrudes from the ground.

A large obelisk extends from the ground. In the reflection of the obelisk, you can see a smaller one, still buried in the ground.

A large obelisk extends from the ground. In the reflection of the obelisk, you can see a smaller one, still buried in the ground.

your cat discovers a large crack in the earth. Who knows how far down it leads?

your cat finds a large crashed mechanical object! Maybe it is some kind of large robot or ship?

your cat finds a large wooden crate. It appears to be in good condition... your cat wonders what treasures could be inside?

your cat finds a dark cave in the ground. They can smell the musky odor of a large animal, perhaps resting within the den.

your cat finds a deceased cat, its body sprawled out in contortions from the pain it experienced in its final moments of life...

Guts spilled out onto the ground, the corpse of The Fetal Creator lies in a pool of its own pale blood. your cat stands apprehensively nearby, the str…

The corpse of the Throbbing King lies before your cat, his blood and organs spilling out upon the ground.

Beneath a towering mound of ice and fur, your cat sees a dead mammoth.

your cat finds a dead rat... Stench from the corpse fills their nose, a powerful but intriguing smell.

your cat comes across the decaying remains of a long dead creature. It appears to move slightly, but they thinks it might have just been the numerous …

A large demonic statue sits before your cat. It clutches a large bowl in its hands and asks for a sacrifice!

[i]"Time to heal your cats! Wait... What button do I press again?"[/i]

[i]"My tech can make you better in every way! Wait... How do I work this?"[/i]

A dust storm ahead is blowing debris and sand everywhere. Inside the dust storm your cat sees the silhouette of a figure...

your cat finds a dying fetus, quivering in fright and pain.

Molten, glowing, radioactive waste slowly oozes from a fissure in the wall. Even from this distance your cat can feel a strange heat radiating from th…

Heat from the elephant's foot now permeates every cell of your cat's body... your cat imagines this might be what it feels like to be nestled in their…

Where is they? Is this hell? Is this heaven? Their brain is boiling yet your cat wonders if they can hold out... just a little longer!

your cat finds a small, helpless fetus lying on the floor. It stares up at them with large, round eyes.

A giant stone fountain sits in front of your cat. It's pouring water majestically.

[i]"OK! You! What better? Boogers? Or poop!"[/i]

[i]"Bet you never guess what best… Beepis or feebis?"[/i]

A large block of ice is before your cat. Looking deep into the ice, your cat can see a humanoid figure frozen within!

your cat discovers a basket of fruit. The warm smell of fresh citrus and bananas lingers in the air. A refreshing reprieve!

A giant sleeping shark blocks the way forward in front of your cat!

Large parasites extends from Glorg's hand towards your cat... Where should Glorg gift your cat?

your cat gazes up in awe at the brilliant light of the orb. It radiates warm heat like the surface of a tiny sun and is slowly consuming everything ar…

your cat finds a metal grate. Could it lead to somewhere else?

your cat finds a grotesque mound of guts heaped into a large pile... What a strange sight!

your cat finds a hairball made of chunks of fur and hair. It has small bones sticking out of it. It's honestly quite disgusting... Or is it?

your cat finds a strange lump of pulsating meat hanging down from the ceiling. Maybe it leaked through from another floor?

A wrinkly, withered old head is tucked in the ring of a tire. It stares blankly at your cat.

A deep hole in the Earth lies before your cat. Orange red light dances up from something burning deep below...

A skull lies before your cat. The unblinking eyes of the skull stare at them like endless dark pits. your cat fights the urge to sit and stare into th…

your cat sees something ahead. At first they is unable to distinguish the strange lump hanging loosely from the ceiling. Their ears go back and their …

"Spare some change to help my nona?"

A jagged pathway leads downward ahead, riddled with bones and sharp rocks...

your cat howls in pain at the giant stalactite buried in their skull! The other cats bet they could help them by pulling it out... Should they?

your cat finds a knife stuck in a wall.

your cat finds a locked crate.

A door bars the way forward. It looks like it could be locked. What should your cat do?

your cat finds a dumpster. Oddly, there is a lock keeping it shut... Why would you lock a dumpster?

While walking through the junkyard, your cat spots a rusty old car. They feels a strong urge to look in the trunk, still locked after all these years.

While travelling, your cat finds a locket. It appears to be in decent condition.

Before your cat is a large altar made of veins and flesh. It demands sacrifice!

"GOLEM THANK YOU RESCUE HIM FROM CRYPT! NOW GOLEM HELP YOU!"

At the heart of a small crater, your cat finds a strange vibrating meteor!

your cat squints their eyes, peering through the hot shimmering air. They thinks they sees something on the horizon!

A mob of rats scurry all around, charging at your cat!

your cat discovers a strange disembodied hand. The fingers of the hand are raised upward, unmoving.

your cat comes upon a large monkey hand. It has three fingers raised up into the air.

your cat finds a strange hand, with one finger down and two up.

your cat finds a strange hand, with one finger down and two up.

The monkey paw grants your cat a wish!

A small cubical obelisk protrudes from the ground.

A large obelisk extends from the ground. It emanates a powerful glowing energy, and on its polished surface your cat can see another identical obelisk…

A large obelisk extends from the ground. In the reflection of the obelisk, you can see a smaller one, still buried in the ground.

your cat finds a nest full of mice. They seem to be sleeping for the moment...

your cat comes across a mummified corpse. The body is dried and hardened, frozen in time in the tragic pose of its final moment.

your cat has found a large mushroom. What should they do with it?

A mysterious building looms ahead. your cat approaches cautiously... An open doorway leads within, but your cat's eyes cannot pierce into the shadowed…

your cat finds a mysterious cave. They can hear scary voices echoing from within the cave... The darkness entrance beckons your cat to explore it.

your cat finds a rope tied above a deep shaft that leads into an abyss. Should they rappel down into the chasm?

A strange glowing figure sits before your cat! Power emanates from its body and strange words from the being echo in your cat's mind.

your cat turns to the base of the rope and looks up... It sure is a long way back up to the entrance of the cave!

In the center of a room your cat finds mysterious chamber with a large chair inside. Within the enclosure, your cat finds 3 labelled buttons.

your cat finds a mysterious crater in the ground. They can't see what lies in shadow at the bottom, but your cat thinks they could find a way down.

your cat finds a strange creature, its body deformed and distorted into a hideous mass of flesh. your cat can't determine what type of animal it was b…

your cat finds a large mysterious jar. Peering through the murky liquid, your cat sees a creature trapped within.

your cat finds a mysterious machine with paper sticking out of it.

The machine is beeping loudly and shaking all over! your cat should press a button, quick!

The machine is humming with life and waiting for your cat to issue a command.

your cat finds a mysterious manual with strange writing on the cover.

your cat finds a mysterious obelisk jutting out from the moon's surface. It has strange text on it that your cat can't decipher.

There is a mysterious stain on the ground here... your cat wonders what type of strange happenings could have caused it?

Would you like to play a game? Just place your paw right here and we shall begin... your cat peers beneath the stranger's patchwork cloak but can't se…

Would you like to play a game? Just place your paw right here and we shall begin... your cat peers beneath the stranger's patchwork cloak but can't se…

your cat finds a mysterious tent made of old hides. Through cracks in the tent your cat thinks they can see movement.

An ancient stone structure protrudes from the dry desert surface. Large doors protect whatever is entombed inside. What should your cat do?

your cat looks inside the door and sees steps leading downward into darkness. Unlike the outside, the stone here is in great condition, untouched by t…

your cat finds a large ominous doorway leading into the crypt. The skeletal remains of would-be grave robbers lay about within...

Within the crypt chamber your cat finds a stone sarcophagus.

With a blood-curdling scream, the mummy attacks your cat! In the brief instant before their reflexes set in, your cat ponders the strange series of ev…

your cat finds several syringes full of a unknown colored liquids. Which one should they take?

your cat finds a huge nest full of enormous eggs!

your cat finds an oasis with a small shaded pool of water. your cat's dry throat longs for a wet reprieve from the endless dry heat of the desert...

your cat finds an odd device with buttons and a lever controlling a robotic device.

your cat finds an old can. They can feel something sloshing around inside it.

A strange figure made of sticks and twine hangs before your cat. A shiver runs down their spine. This is an ominous sign...

"I got itchies and wheezies here for you!"

your cat finds a giant pile of cat pelts... How terrible!

your cat finds a pile of skulls. It seems odd that there are no bodies?

A pill bottle lies before your cat. They wonders what could be inside.

A pit of snakes block the way before your cat!

In a dimly lit corner your cat finds an old magazine. After brushing off the dust, they discovers it's a copy of PlayCat!

your cat discovers a hunk of rotting meat, partially decomposed.

your cat finds a locked safe. Although worn with age, the locking mechanism appears secure.

your cat finds a severed head lying on the ground. Its unblinking eye stares right through them. What should they do?

Beneath the surface of a murky pool of water your cat spies something shiny!

your cat spies a cute little bird. It looks very soft... And also very tasty!

A small black hole beckons your cat toward it, pulling at every hair on their body...

A putrid stench is on the air. your cat wrinkles their nose as they finds the source, an incredibly smelly bag.

your cat finds some kind of piñata. There's something odd about hitting a stuffed cat... but they might as well have a go?

your cat hears something whispering from the darkness... Should the party keep on going forward?

Dense cobwebs line the walls and ceiling, blocking your cat's way forward.

your cat finds a spooky apparition! Spectral tears wash silently down its face as it watches their every move...

The machine presents buttons to your cat with elemental symbols on them.

The clone through the window purrs with excitement as the machine presents your cat with stat modification buttons...

The final phase of mutating the clone is here. your cat must choose a head mutation!

Amidst the vines and rocks a strange floating rock creature blocks the path forward. The party must choose a weather option to proceed!

A small fetus floats before your cat with an inquisitive look on its face. Its inky black figure feels familiar somehow, but your cat can't remember w…

A scent is in the air. It's sweet, almost intoxicating, but something about it feels unnatural. your cat finds the source: a patch of strange flowers.

your cat comes upon a strange mirror... Although they can see their reflection, your cat's movements appear oddly delayed and distorted.

A strong current of water impedes your cat's way forward.

The legs of a deceased human are sticking out of the ground. What a terrible way to go, stuck in a hole like that! thinks your cat.

An imposingly tall fence blocks the way forward in front of your cat! What should they do?

A field of tall grass stands before your cat, blocking their way. your cat ponders what to do...

your cat finds a tape recorder, its tape reels whirring quietly.

your cat finds a large pit full of tar. It has a terribly pungent smell like rotting eggs.

[i]"How rude of you to bother me, the Genie of the Lamp, from my rest! I curse thee! But I'm feeling... [b]generous[/b] today... so I will let you cho…

[i]"Hello my furry friend! I, the Genie of the Lamp, grant you a wish! What shall it be then?"[/i]

The grotesque head of The Chaos God floats before your cat.

A tear in the fabric of spacetime lies beyond. your cat sees strange and wild things moving about on the other side of the rift!

A large mound of thick earthy flesh and throbbing arteries protrudes from the ground.

A large mound of earthy flesh covered in veins protrudes from the ground. A leech is sucking on the arteries, which are shriveled and weakly pulsating…

your cat finds an old can. It looks like it was buried long ago. "I wonder what could be inside?"

A strange machine stands before your cat. your cat recalls Dr. Beanies mentioning something about this.

your cat approaches the time machine. It hums with energy! What should the party do?

The time machine seems less out of place here in the future, but it is a welcome sight for the cats!

The cats approach the time machine, weary from their long and cold journey.

After an arduous journey through the Jurassic, the time machine is a welcome sight to the cats.

The cats approach the time machine, still pondering the strange things they have seen.

[i]"Ok, ugly. Answer me this… Which is better? Tappy toes or pirouette?"[/i]

"Which is better?"

[i]"Yeah, I got some stuff. How much are you willing to donate? It's for a good cause…"[/i]

your cat finds a bunch of trash bags. They look full!

your cat finds a large trash bin. The lid is ajar, and stench from the refuse floods your cat's nostrils.

The cats discover the entrance to an ancient necropolis! Who knows how deep the path will lead? Only one way to find out.

your cat wrinkles their nose. What is that familiar smell? Is it... Tuna??

An unmarked grave lies in the ground before your cat.

your cat finds a well used toilet. Who knows what might lurk within it?

your cat finds a large vending machine. Looking through the glass window they sees rows and rows of goodies inside!

your cat finds a strange vibrating meteor. They hears a deep humming sound as it pulses with energy...

your cat climbs to the top of the active volcano. They looks down into the depths of the chasm where magma bubbles below...

A large pile of trash blocks your cat's way ahead. The large heap is composed of deceased cats... A truly horrifying sight!

A giant wall of flesh and pulsating veins blocks the way before your cat. They notices there is a strange cube shaped indent in the wall.

There is a wall of veins with a lump of throbbing gristle embedded in it. The flesh that was once there has rotted away.

your cat stumbles upon a dark hole. Numerous eyes peer out from the darkness.

A massive deformed head lies before your cat. Mouth agape, its single, unmoving eye stares at your cat...

The giant deformed head is back...? your cat pauses, confused. This isn't the way they came... yet here it is again? The head's single eye stares stra…

your cat finds a strange egg. It is larger than any normal egg they has seen before. It appears to be quivering slightly, although that might be an il…

your cat finds a curious looking white rabbit. It stares at them with bright red eyes...

your cat finds a purse on the ground. Its charming colors seem out of place in this gloomy place.

A large writhing pile of maggots blocks the way forward! What should your cat do?